Daaaaaamnit! I hate this! I work at this coffee shop and not any coffee shop! A FUCKED UP ONE! YES! It's a little theme coffee shop called Schizo Doll (Its called that because it changes days like some sort of mental dissorder and doll because... everybody is supposed to act like a dressed up cutesy doll pn one day and an evil manikin the next) But the thing is the themes switch off every day. The first day is white day. Second is black day.  On white day the coffee shop is strange. White and frilly. girly. like a cute lollita. The waitresses actually wear lollita dresses. You know the cute ones like this:



 and then tights and five inch high heeled shoes that are held on by ribons criss crossing up the legs. They are all like that but in different cute colors. color cordinated outfits you know? In white, pink and a nice red. 


Now I signed up for Black days. That is my thing. always has been! So on white day the waitresses dress up like this and the guys wear... tight white pants and a tank top or white pants and a shirtless white blazer or... somthing slutty-er. The walls are covered by curtain-like white fabric and the tables have table cloths of white and frills and crap. the very next day the ENTIRE place is changed dramatically. It's black on black. Black walls, black floor, black tables, black counter. a sexy vibe. everyone is dressed in a black sorta sexy thing... either still lolita like this: 

This is like ne of the ones I wear without the neck bow.

(this one would have a low neckline though) 


Or you can have somthing like these.




(i wear one like these the most) They have longer dresses too. I put a longer skirt under this one unless I feel like being leggy.





Then you wear really tall black boots. haha the whole room is black and each day you have to act... So on white Days you must act cute, bouncy and ditsy. Like a barbie doll. On Black days you have to act dark, seductive. It's like acting. I always liked acting in highschool so I only signed up for the black days. BUT they switched me around so I have some white days now too!  I CAN NOT STAND being pink and prissy but guess what? They MADE ME. Said they needed more people on that crew... so now... i'm stuck in white days wearing a stupid pink dress in cute done up hair and I have to act DITSY and serve customers! WTF?!?!?!?! I'm gonna strangle someone with that stupid ditsy smile on! 


This place basically sells tons of hot chocolate, coffee and tea. Of course EVERYONE buys coffee... personally... I HATE coffee! I like drinking hot cocoa. we have twleve different kinds. It's nummy!

 The only thing that doesn't change every day in the shop is the merchandize. we have two rooms off to the side of the main coffee shop room. we have a permenantly black room where we have jewelry and candles and interesting magick-y crap. White room is nicer jewelry... flowers... clothing... 

On fridays (no matter what day) we have a band or singer or somthing like that.

But the main point... I'm pissed cuz I have to be in white day! WHITE DAY! Prancing around as a ditz in a pink dress that if you bend over the wrong way shows yer... items you dont want people to see. And surprisingly... Guys come in alot too. (well then again... not surprisingly concidering all the girls walking around in cute little stupid numbers) And so one night it was white day on a friday night and I was prancing around, being a ditz when the twins walk in and see me! (I hadn't told them I was there on white days too) SO I tried to hide behind somthing but they found me and of course... I had to act all ditzy and flirty at THEM! Had to show them to their STUPID table and bring them a fucking hot chocolate with cream practically dripping down the sides that they wont even drink! They dropped shit and I had to pick it up, showing off to them more than needed and the whole time they laughed at me and kept pulling on pigtails that Sandra (my manager... she's an elf... but no one knows that except for me) put in for me! They didn't leave for three fucking hours and I had to keep bringing them drinks that they kept dumping in the cherry blossom tree we have in the corner. Now since they were there for three hours strait Sandra eventually noticed them (ok not eventually... more like... in the two minutes they first came there) she came over and talked to them. She kept coming over and talking and eventually SHE OFFERED THEM JOBS! Said they were like "tall sexy angels" YEAH RIGHT! Now they are gonna be slutty man-whore guys for both black days and white days on weekends... JUST TO PISS ME OFF!  those stupid maniacle... fucks...

 
I'm gonna go get some hot chocolate and... drown in it...  (but i'm not going back out to be a barbie until I absolutely have to so... AFTER my break I will...))